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Today was my stupid day. And I was kind of lucky and unlucky at the same time.
I've hit the telegraph pole by my car. Actually I’ve completely cut the pole off.
See the pictures here.

I was lucky because:
1) The telegraph pole was made from wood, not from concrete. So I just cut the pole and my car went forward.
I got no injuries.
2) I damaged only the pole. I didn't hit any person at all.
3) My car is not expensive. ~$2500 with taxes.

How it happened:
~6:20 pm - I was going home. I was quite tired. When I sit in my car I discovered that a bird had made a piece of shit on the windshield of the car.
I drove out of the parking lot and decided to clean the windshield. I turned on windshield wipers, turned on water, and started to watch how cleaning process was going on. It was practically clean when I felt that my car hit something. It was a border. Next second I realized that I'm going in the wrong direction and tried to press the brake. Instead I pressed the accelerator. But actually it didn't matter. Because at the same time I cut off the telegraph pole. My car stopped after 3 meters and I, at a loss, watched how the telegraph pole was falling down to my car. The pole hit my car twice. It did some additional damage to my car, but not to me.
Next moment I realized that I still keep my foot on accelerator :-O.
I called 911. The police came in ~10 minutes.

Next part was basically boring. But one policewoman was laughing a little :-)


Enjoy the photos.
From: (Anonymous)
Hi Dennis, It's Igor. WOW, just WOW. First, i was a little bit confused and not really happy bcs I know what car accident is. I have been in a couple of them in Ukraine and i was not really happy. But, then when i red up to the end of your funny shitty story, I am sorry man, but I started laughing like a hell :)))))
Just a piece of a little shit put you in a really BIG SHIT man :))))
But thanx god nobody was hurt :))))
I think you are gonna take a goooood lesson from this little piece of shit and try not to pay attention on it even if it is infront of you :)))))
Igor :)

Date: 2004-03-30 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobober.livejournal.com
You are lucky, man :)
Car is changeable, but your body and brain are not.

Great AI scientist cannot be killed by piece of bird's shit :))

:))

Date: 2004-04-01 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eilte.livejournal.com
"I see you had fun"
Veronika
"Well.. We all get over it sometimes! All is ok."
A.G.

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