Mars

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http://www.theonion.com/article/nation-demands-nasa-stop-holding-press-conferences-51412
Nobody even cares that there’s some water on Mars; we have water on Earth—so you shouldn’t even bother having a stupid press conference unless there’s proof of alien guys with a bunch of eyes or tentacles or something
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Thanks to Elon Musk for the reference.

When LiveJournal was 1 year old it was similar to modern Twitter

http://brad.livejournal.com/2000/02/21/